As soon as I got to castle snackerel, I knew there was something fishy going on. This is my account of the things that happened there.

Spooky castle!
Smoochable nobles!
No consistent tone!

Rated 4.6 out of 5 stars
(5 total ratings)
GenreInteractive Fiction, Adventure
TagsComedy, Gothic, Horror, Romance, Twine


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I Enjoyed Playing This Game But Didn't Get To Smooch The Count

Thanks for playing! maybe one day there will be a count-smooching sequel...


I'm sobbing big, salty tears

I thought the briefcase was gonna have a singing Billy Bass in it


ah shit that would've been good


ok ok wtf i didnt rate it befor e??? I MEAN I ALREADY TOLD U BUT YEAH I LOVE IT!!!!! IM WILLING TO WRITE A FANFIC FOR THIS DANG IT!!!!!!


omg yes that would be so fun!


smoochie timez with the count *i say as i clench my fists and tears streak down my face*

imagine how many times i had this feeling while i was writing the game... it's good to know i'm not the only one, i feel so understood